Bai Ling’s Feathery Nightmare!

Just because Bai Ling was attending the Sonia Rykiel and H&M Underwear Collection Launch in Paris, there was no need to turn up in nothing much but her own underwear! Not forgetting the ugly bright yellow feather gilet and electric blue accessories she wore on top, of course.

What was she thinking? If she used a stylist, they should be fired. No – they should be banned from styling anyone EVER again. If there was really such a thing as the Fashion Police, Bai Ling would get a life sentence for this crazy ensemble.

Everything’s so wrong… I don’t know where to start. The awful yellow feathers are bad enough but then to wrap a tacky clear plastic belt with a giant blue buckle around it leaves me lost for words. Could it get any worse? Oh yes, it could! Why not pair the belt with matching blue shoes and matching blue hair? A clashing pink metallic bag? And cheap looking gold jewellery? But wait, that’s not enough! Why not wear nothing but a pair of small black knickers underneath? Great idea, Bai Ling. You’ve succeeded in making yourself look half duck, half streetwalker.

I just don’t understand why Bai Ling dresses like this sometimes. She’s such a beautiful woman, and when she dresses well she looks incredible. Why does she feel the need to do this? To get attention? It just makes me sad.